I almost lost my life!!! While I was in the bathroom, the ground rumbled. Then the entire house!! The rumbling was so loud, I could barely hear myself scream. Loud thuds like dinosaur’s footsteps scattered all around the house. I didn’t know what to do! I screamed for Winston. I called on the island spirits. I cried out to the Watcher! Winston finally came in, looking at me like I had eight heads. In my panic, I grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the house saying we had to go and he didn’t have time to pack anything. He laughed at me. He LAUGHED at me!!! This fool told me to relax! RELAX?! The plumming VOLCANO just erupted and he wanted me to relax????? It gets better! Next, he said it had been a while since the last one and called it a “minor” eruption. I high-tailed it out there so quick. You ain’t never seen a pregnant sim run so fast! He could stay and get vaporized if he wanted to. Not me! Not my baby! How in the world did I get yoked to a plumming fool??
