It doesn’t help that I think I may be jealous of him too. Yeah. I said it. Emmy and I spend all day together. We have fun. She knows this! But the moment I tell her we’re going to do something important–like take a bath–she gets very defiant for no reason other than to spite me! Especially in front of Winston.

He tells her to do the exact same thing, and all of a sudden it’s the best idea.

I don’t understand. How does he get to be the favorite parent?? He barely plays with her or anything for that matter. It isn’t fair! I’m gonna revisit that warranty claim idea.