The school called. Again. This time, the teacher noticed the kids giggling and found Emerald to be the center of the ruckus. She had drawn what the teacher called “an inappropriate piece of artwork” and showed it to the other kids. Ms. Teacher Lady wanted to know what I thought she should do. I maintained a brave posture on the phone and said not to do anything. I’d been trying to get Emmy interested in art, and this was her first real display of interest. There was no way in the world I’d stifle her creativity! Once I hung up, however, that brave facade melted into dread. Pleeeeeeeease, Watcher, let it not be a picture of Winston’s butt!!