I woke up so early and super happy the next morning. Did I dream I randomly hugged Devonte Clemons? I certainly feel like I’m dreaming.
Since I forgot to call my mom back yesterday, I decided to visit so I could tell her all about it. Being back in the sun and warmth was nice. I think Shiloh appreciated it too because she sang really loud just like she used to.
Speaking of being really loud, the closer we got to the front door, the louder my mom’s moans got. Yep. I should have called first. I thought they would miss me terribly, but they were definitely enjoying the empty house. Or maybe they did and were just consoling each other, heh. I can dress it up however I want, but the fact remains: my parents never have and never will need a reason to woohoo. They may want to invest in some curtains, though.
I don’t particularly enjoy hearing my parents go at it, and I DEFINITELY don’t want to see either of them naked ever again! But I love how much they love each other. They are definitely #RelationshipGoals, and I hope I find someone who loves me like that. Devonte, maybe?
Speaking of my parents’ love, I never knew we could hear them outside the house! UUUGGGHHH! I know the neighbors talked about us. Maybe I should wear a bag next time I come home.
