Noah Elliott

“The Mama’s Boy”

Noah and Rodney grew up together in Del Sol Valley and lived three houses apart. He still lives at home with his mother and is probably still a virgin; he will not confirm but never denies his inexperience with women. Noah is currently unemployed. Actually, he’s always unemployed because something always comes up with Mama and he feels obligated to take care of her because she has no one else.

He loves animals and would love to go to veterinary school, but he’s so squeamish and would probably faint every time he had to do surgery. Sometimes he thinks about volunteering at an animal shelter, but the thought of cleaning cages makes his skin crawl, and he hates the idea of being covered in animal hair.

Noah always feels like the odd man out when the friends get together; they always find something new to tease him about. Recently Rodney has been harping on his weight, urging him to “bust that gut.” Still, in a group of cheeky guys, Noah maintains a positive attitude, smiling through the jokes. He’s a naturally happy guy and doesn’t let much get him down.