adolting gen 1

I can’t take this anymore! It’s been almost four days, and I haven’t heard from Winston. Forget everything I’ve ever said. I DON’T want to do this without him! I...

A trap?! How could he say something like that?? Only young, broke llama snots still living with their mama use that word! We are grown and in a committed relationship! A...

After a moment of awkward silence, a few unintelligible utterances pierced the tense air. In his shock, all he could say was how? Heh, that’s the million dollar question, sir....

I put on a brave face and present myself. I couldn’t say anything and didn’t need to. We’re both grown and know how this works.  But his face… He looked...

I spoke too soon. Things were too perfect, and the universe always has to disrupt perfection. In all my years of making dumb mistakes, I never did this. I was always smart...